Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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