i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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