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  • 82 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:17pm

    whipping your dick out at the right moment can often swing a game of beer pong in your favor

  • 79 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:02pm

    Depends, no unzipping required

  • 70 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:47pm

    I suffer from the same problem. Sober I can say no. If I'm drunk, my vag thinks for it's self.

  • 73 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:17am

    Then you'd go home with piss AND shit in your pants

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:02am

    maybe that is a sign that you shouldnt drink.... or you should sit at home while you drink..??? or who cares drink all you want.. you might be a father by now!

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:04pm

    I think she gets easy when drunk

  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:11pm

    or he's one of those guys who likes to whip his dick out at parties when he gets shit faced

  • 62 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:40pm

    no big deal i just walked into school on my first day of classes with my pants unzipped in a crowed hallway, and sat in class for almost an hour before i realized. And i was definately sober. not the best moment of my life.

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:52pm

    I'm getting really bored of this site. Always the same boring shit. And this? Okay. Hilarious.

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:28pm

    someone needs to patent that shit, like attach the zipper to a breathalyzer.

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:19pm

    yeah and it can also get your ass kicked if you do it to your friends mom......

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:22pm

    its all about drunk sex.

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:05am

    i think this "you're___" person might actually be someone very professional that must keep a serious demeanor during regular business hours..why else would he act like a total douche bag under anonymous circumstances??

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:57pm

    I wish my zipper would only unzip when I was drunk and the chick was hot..........the zipper needs to be my conscience when I'm mangled

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:47pm

    for the last goddamn time. quit with the fucking "you're ____" asshole!

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:02pm

    I dont get it bad night

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:05pm

    or maybe HE has sex with ugly chicks when HE'S drunk.

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:27pm

    I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:36am

    Sure 4:38 I will take ur number and I will fly in and see you or I can fly you to me:)

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:23am

    805: agreed..... thats all i need to say. *

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:39am

    ***UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE!****

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:55pm

    4:38 why did he kill himself? I don't wanna spend 2 mins with you and kill myself too.... you skanky hoebag

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:38pm

    My boyfriend just killed himself! So now I'm single, anyone want my number?

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:11pm

    Meh pussy is pussy cause there is always doggy style. Plus ugly girls go anal faster

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:39am

    You're would like me stop. You're Fuck Off!

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:00am

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  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:59pm

    I like being raped -quiet guy -loud birch in the middle -eNJay guy

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:32am

    Mine do. It's patented so u make a prototype I sue ur ass into the ground.