Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
True strength comes from lack of pants
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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