Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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