would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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