what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Dick very happy bro
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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