He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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