speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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