I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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