I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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