This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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