my soul wont recognize me after tonight
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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