The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
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I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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