i'm signing you up for texting rehab
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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