okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
How does it feel to date your dad?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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