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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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