he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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