im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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It's never too late to be topless.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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