I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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