so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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