i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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