There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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