He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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