What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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