halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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