id be glad to
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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