there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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