who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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