it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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