Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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