Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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