I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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