so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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