We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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