I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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