I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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