I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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