Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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