i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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