so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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