He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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