There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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