This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I have already put on my inside pants.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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