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  • 61 53
    Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 7, 10 at 7:30am

    Rule 1667: Canada has disowned Nickleback. They r no longer one of us!!!

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:43pm

    I don't hate Nickelback. I like a couple of their songs. Even I think buying all their itunes singles is an epic fail. Sooo sad. "You may all go to Hell and I will go to Texas"

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:23pm

    Nickelback sucks, Chad kroeger just needs to stop singing

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:02pm

    HAHAHA! Nickelback = sucky ass sellouts! And no Kings of Leon and Nickelback are not the same.. saying that you have obviously never listened to at least one of them, are in fact deaf, or you yourself are fucking retarded..

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:35pm

    Nickelback IS fucking retarded. In fact, retarded never existed until Nickelback showed up.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:48pm

    Nickelback is all that is suckage and fail. I love this website.

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:54pm

    I love fake. Real texts are just reflections of all of you fucker's boring lives

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:34pm

    EVERYONE and EVERYTHING knows nickelback is fucking retarded

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:39pm

    Sarre, since you know what life ISN'T about, how about you tell us what it IS about.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:58pm

    553, if you are 334, please refer to 438. If not, you are both nothing but cowfucking Texans. -not Texan

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:03pm

    Guys, don't worry about 3:44. He's defending some made-up band called "Nockleback," so it's cool.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:52pm

    3:44... You're not helping. In fact, you are doing what is the opposite of help. People who want to defend Nickelback now have no chance thanks to your grammatically incorrect, incoherent babbling. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read that. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on us all.

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:52pm

    344. You're an idiot. It's not everyone elses fault you have bad taste in music.

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Rinerwin on Jun 16, 10 at 3:23am

    Everyone bashes on nickleback but dark horse has done realllllly well on I tunes it pops into the top ten every now and then which probably means most of you have purchased it. But rage some more it's hilarious.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:19pm

    I think Oklahoma is better than Texas - guy that lives in Oklahoma

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:50pm

    I would never get a nickel back from nickelback because I would never pay for anything associated with those shitfuckers. -chuckLe

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:27pm

    nickleback weed and farmville.. texts from last night in a nutshell.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:12pm

    i'll agree with tequila

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:40pm

    hahaha now I have to go watch the video where nickelback gets booed off the stage. I don't know if "fucking retarded" can even begin to describe nickelback

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:50pm

    you can tell when these texts are fake and people just try to submit "funny" things.. tfln fucking blows now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:34pm

    That's like two TFLNs dissing Nickleback in two days, I like this site

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:24am

    Fuck you. Texas is the best you low life Yankee piece of shit

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:28pm

    WHAT THE FUCK IS FTW?!?!?!?

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:38pm

    Nobody asked u 3:44. You are a superdouche and probably from Texas. -not Texan

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:15pm

    Nickelback is constantly misinterpreted as "rock" music. Most of it is crooning ballads. Their actual heavy rock songs never get any attention.

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:46pm

    even considering a nickelback single as an option? that's a dealbreaker!

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:20pm

    What does idk mean?!?! Everyone I ask says I don't know

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:54pm

    I think maybe nickelback would do well in Texas where they don't know any better. -not Texan

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:40pm

    Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about. -Sarre

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:11pm

    haha fuckin nickelback. yaaaa saskatchewan!

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:28pm

    hahahah nickleback. shit sucks.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:43pm

    You stupid FUCK OP! Ok' next time quickly grab a cast-iron skillet and repeatedly hit youself upside your head before encouraging nickleback to defecate more song on their pile o' shitty songs.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:43am

    ))<>(( back and forth forever

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:27am

    What movie was back and forth from? I can't remember the name

  • 59 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:06pm

    Nickelback is awesome. All of you are retarded. -numbnuts

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:19pm

    Nickelback is awsome

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:24pm

    I'm still looking for a way to parlay this into an Owl City fight. -Guy who wants to talk about music

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:46pm

    Nickelback rides the hard rock short bus. First last and best. -chuckLe

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:00pm

    Retarded like Texans -not Texan

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:31am

    nicklecrack! i just want to let everyone know i went to a concert that included them... and when everyone said nickle back nickel back... i yelled nickle crack nickle crack... even after the crowd got silent.... victory is mine... i have done my civil duties...

  • 56 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:03pm

    Who mentioned kings of Leon?

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:03pm

    Nickelback isn't retarded if you are retarded..... or Texan. -not texan

  • 24 33
    Submitted by Shoveltime on Oct 21, 11 at 1:48am

    Nickleback.... Is that the one with the really constipated sounding vocalist?

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:03pm

    nickelback is an abomination to humanity. no amount of tequila is an excuse for paying money on their behalf.

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:38pm

    I sure am glad I'm not from ass-backwards, cow-fucking Texas. I think I'd rather be from Mississippi, and no amount of alcohol should ever bring a person to say shit like that. -DEFINITELY not Texan

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:43am

    um Nickelback pays for my college education. so i love them. go buy all their cds.

  • 43 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:28pm

    Nockleback rocks. Nickleback ripped them off, then for good measure ripped them off 15 more times on "different" songs without even changing the chord progression or song structure.

  • 34 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:31am

    Nickelback is an abortion.

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:23am

    It's ok to like nickelback and it's ok to hate them too

  • 31 60
    Submitted by dallas78 on Jun 14, 10 at 4:18am

    Owned

  • 41 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:35am

    So, this one time, I drank a bunch of alcohol, and I blacked out, and I woke up in an alley with my wallet missing. Took me 3 months to get all my money back. -White Guy

  • 42 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:56am

    Nickelback is awesome!!!!

  • 32 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:31pm

    I think that anywhere is better than Texas. A wise TFLNer once said, "Texas is the devil's taint." smart guy. -not Texan

  • 42 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:44pm

    Okay WTF you idiots if you don't like nockelback all for you but dontfucking go on dissing. Your such fucking assholes. They are a band with millions if listeners. If you don't like them, DONT LISTEN. but leave the rest of us alone you stupid fucks.

  • 35 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:47pm

    WOOOOOOOOOO 306!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 37 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:52pm

    Why does everyone hate nickelback and loves kings of Leon. They're just alike and u guys are fucks.

  • 23 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:48pm

    Remember after a crime scene always bleach! Green Team!!

  • 32 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:21pm

    Taquilaaaaaa hahaha First

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:31pm

    Nickelback is awesome...not fucking retarded.