They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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