I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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