She is in my trunk
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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