He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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