dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You are a genius and a whore.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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